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do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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