i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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