Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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