My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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