I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
now i know why i became what i already was.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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