Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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