oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome