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• (630): View more from Illinois

  oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.

  (310): View more from California

  ***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.

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• (415): View more from California

  You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.

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• (650): View more from California

  No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday

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• (646): View more from New York

  i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.

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• (949): View more from California

  He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome

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