why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit