Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency

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(415): View more from California

Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.

(503): View more from Oregon

Cooked or uncooked?

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(315): View more from New York

It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?

(325): View more from Texas

Jail. That could go wrong.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins

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(630): View more from Illinois

Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.

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