oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
