Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
...so i touched it.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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