your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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