You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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