Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Pants are for mortals
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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