some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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