HIV tests are more positive than that guy
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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