I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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