on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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