There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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