aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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