My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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