new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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