My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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