Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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