I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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