Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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