Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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