They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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