Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize
