awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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