did you get engaged???
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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