the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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