high people should be assigned attendants
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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