im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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