I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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