can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
