One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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