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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera

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• (914): View more from New York

  Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.

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• (415): View more from California

  no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner

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• (727): View more from Florida

  if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.

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  Lol welcome to greek life

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• (619): View more from California

  Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  So you met him?

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  More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person

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