We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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