I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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