I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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