Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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