The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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