it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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