Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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