I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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