How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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