school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day