Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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