I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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