Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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