So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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