Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
