so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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