Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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