What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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