I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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