I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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