no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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