My room smells like vodka and shame
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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