At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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